“Time-Travellin' Spam!”

Okay, this one definitely takes the cake as the weirdest piece of unsolicited email I've ever received. It's not quite spam, as there's no commercial message... it's just weird.

Actually, it made me laugh out loud a couple of times. I'm still shaking my head... Man, some people just shouldn't have access to email, period.

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Date: 12/15/2001 6:20 AM
Received: 12/15/2001 12:20 AM
From: Frank Young <webmaster@eti.com>
To: seth@macrobyteresources.com
 
Below is the result of your feedback form.  It was submitted by
Frank Young (webmaster@eti.com) on Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 06:20:01
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message: If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or 
have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
 
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
 
I need to be able to:
 
Travel back in time.
 
Rewind my life including my age.
 
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from 
being tampered with again after I go back.
 
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
 
I am aware that there are many types of time travel and that humans do not 
do well through certain types.
 
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. 
To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of 
now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or 
government equipment capable of doing just that.
 
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along 
with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the 
equipment. Proof must be provided.
 
 
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a 
(SEPARATE) email to:
 
Robby0809@aol.com
 
Thanks
 

 

 

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