“A Pet Clam!”

Corinne, Jody, and Brittany went to the seafood store to get a little "feast" for their last full day here. They came home with clams and lobsters. Brittany wants us to "save" one of the (salt water) clams, so that she can keep it as a pet.

Corinne's response was perfect: clam's have no personality, and they're not pretty, it would be like keeping a big ball of snot as a pet. Hah! That's a pretty good description of a live clam.

Unfortunately, all that did was convince Brittany that she should name her pet clam (were we to give her one), "Snotty".