“Bare Bones PAD”

Seems Bare Bones had more than one bit of folly up their sleeves today.

By using state of the art genetic algorithms executing in an expandable self-modifying neural network, the PAD makes possible unlimited flexibility of input methods, and nearly instantaneous storage and retrieval of data.

Not the most original... I think they must be worn out from all they work they put into Mailsmith 1.5 (which is definitely not an April Fool's joke).