“Let Your Pet Stand Proud!”

A cat or dog that has been neutered is likely to enter a deep depression and suffer a serious loss of confidence. This is easily understood, as one of the poor boy's favorite body parts has been removed! The shame over being "half the man he used to be" will cause him to hide his face in humiliation whenever other dogs are around. Otherwise, as soon as the traditional cat-or-dog greeting takes place (you know the one), everybody knows that poor Fluffy/Rufus just "isn't all there" any more... and that's when all of his old friends will start teasing him.

How humiliating. Animals can be so cruel!

Thankfully, one company has felt your pet's pain, and invented the perfect solution. Implants! Even fluffy/rufus himself won't notice any difference!

I'm telin' ya, it brings a tear to my eye. Modern medical science is just... it's just beautiful!