“Agile Tortoise's Flags Fly at Half-Mast”

I'm afraid that Agile Tortoise (Greg) has lowered its flags to half-mast today. A couple days ago, an old friend died in a shoot-out with some corrupt Florida prison guards. Today, CNN is reporting that Darwin's Tortoise died. (Greg has a long-standing thing for turtles. Don't ask.)

Watch out, Greg. They say these things often come in threes.