“Re: PMC 2006, Day 1: Sturbridge to Bourne, 112 Miles”

I am the sister-in law of the cousin of the husband of the sister's best friend. How's that for confusing! We were all part of the dinner table conversation where we decided whether you were really tall or not. Not goofing on you, just expending some pre-ride nervousness. We're not quite the rider's you are. I think we were still in Barnstable when you were finishing! To make a small world even smaller, we are also the group that wears the aforementioned flamingos! I'm sure Scott is sorry he ever mentioned you to his sister Claudia, who is friend's with Dolly, who is married to Doug, who is cousin to Amy, who is sister to my husband David. You can send the men with the white jackets for us any time. We promise not to harass you ever again.