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““Fatten Me Up, Please?””

From: Seth Dillingham In Response To: Top of Thread.  
Date Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 3:01:19 PM Replies: 0
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A friend called Corinne today (on her birthday!) and asked, "Please fatten me up?!" (referring to herself). I think she wants to look more matronly.

(Personally, I think the children she's corralling do a fine job of matronizing her, but nobody asked for my opinion!)

1. This may be the best birthday present Corinne ever gets.
2. She came to the right place!
3. This friend may not realize what she's in for. Seriously, buy the larger clothes before she delivers your first meal, or you'll have a major problem.

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